All About Love
- R-E-S-P-O-N-S-I-whatever If it walks like a bitch...
- Ghost Busting The ghost of relationships past threatens a new relationship.
- Alone, alone on the range What's cow tipping got to do with it?
- Couple Achieves Child - story at 11 Should I stay or should I go now?
- Crustaceans masquerading as men Bluegrass state dating ain't nothing to pick home about.
- !%*?! up early Get married at 12.
- Cowardly lion seeks courage...with the lionesses
- I am a (married) rock. I am an (married) iiiiiiiiisland - I think.
- Oh, blow me ...please!
- Bigger is ...big!
- How to Make Enemies and Influence Spouses A primer
- Girl swallows. Thousands of babies die. Coincidence?
- Boyfriend lives in secret batcave. And boyfriend's father is really a bat or is it the other way around?
- He loves me (not). He loves me not. He loves me (not)...
- Avoid growing a spine. It's fun. It's easy! Roll over and play victim!
- Girls may want to have fun but they don't want to swing.
- Well-Preserved Man Has (wife that is a) Perfect Package.
- How much "wood"should an 18 or 19 year old woodchuck "chuck" if a woodchuck could "chuck wood".
- To cheat is huMAN To forgive--ahhh, make up your own mind...
- It's a lonely round world out there floating smack dab in the middle of a square universe.
- The long-distance love affair VS. the blow-up doll compare and contrast the pros and cons (in 50 words or less).
- Gorgeous gal's gotta get a guy ...goddammit
- "Hey, you know, I'm missing that exact outfit from my closet,"
said the sheep to the wolf.
- Smart successful woman seeks loser for life of sadness and misery.
- Bust-A-Move in three easy steps...here's how.
- God has left the building...and entered the Internet.
- Just say "OH!" to boyfriends who do drugs.
- The Taming of the Screw
- Short, balding, semi-attractive male molds woman into Jell-O Jiggler.
- Dating is he*l*l
- Don't blink you might miss something
- Show and Tell --take #2
- Cheater, cheater
- Throbbing Squirtgun asks... Lady Licks-it-clean to join him in the other room
- Boyfriend receives hickeys from large, very playful lady.
- Price check on the twelve-inch in aisle 4 please!
- Engagement-for-two falters after one is caught cheating at game of UNO
- Girls just wanna have...orgasms!
- Give and you shall receive ...hopefully
- Will 38-year-old momma's boy ask lover to marry? Answer hazy; please try again later.
- Never let 'em SEE you sweat; never let 'em HEAR you say "I love you" first
- Laurie's Magic 8-ball Show
- Woman tries to be funny
with long-distance lover
- Fulfilled guy has wonderful girlfriend ...and wants to date other people
- Boyfriend found naked ...amidst not-so-tasteful magazines
- 16 year-old virgin queries: Should I stay (a virgin) or should I go (have sex) now?
- He cums in her mouth ...not in her hands (with a condom on!)
- Elusive butt and abs drive girl to distraction
- Pan-Asian ivory struggles to reveal ebony past
- 58 year-old woman considers leaving husband of 42 years .for cyber lover
- Show 'n Tell-take #3
- Boyfriend tries to wriggle out of closet
- Coffee, Tea or. God-awful Sweaty Cock?
- 17 year-old wants to know if she should date 28 year-old pervert
- 48 year-old, who hasn't dated in 30 years, wonders where the ladies are
- Girl keeps it all in the family .by having sex with boyfriend's father
- Woman is happily married ...except for fantasizing about jailed ex
- Is girlfriend too anal?
- Just say "no" to fat boyfriends in China.
- Girl blows friends (off) for guy
- Internet Fantasy #248
- New fiancee sick of 29 year-old woman calling 33 year-old ex stepfather "dad"
- Monsoon girl meets Sahara boy
- Show and Tell--take #4
- Is girl crazy for being attracted to a drifter?
- Hornball girl
uses up husband's mojo.
- Mayday! Mayday! Colorado boy torpedoed.
- Is that a condom in your pocket. that you hope to take out of your pocket?
- Girl has sex with close friend's fiance and feels bad about it... so she has sex with him again.
- Ooooklahoma where the balls (need to) come sweeping down the plain!
- Male warning: this week's question may cause excessive drooling...
- Love American Text-Message Style
- 'Scuse me, while I french kiss this guy
- Absence makes the lonely heart grow ...weaker
- Miami soul machine finds London matey .on the Internet
- Dumped lover gets all-expenses-paid, New Year's Eve invite ...from his ex
- The Universal String(MeAlong) Theory or The Quantum Physics of Relationships
- Girlfriend thinks long-distance relationship is hunky dory even though boyfriend never calls/writes
- Take two benoit balls. and call me in the morning
- Woman stares, Man Logs on to Internet
- Hunted Man Hunts; Girl's Prey
- Cap Challenged Girl wishes for Siamese Twindom
- Polyamorous Woman Creates Shakespearean Drama in Five "Acts"
- She's too sexy for.all the college boys she bangs
- What About 'I Don't Love You Anymore' Doesn't She Get? Idaho Alaska!
- Woman Asks Creepy Co-worker out for Ice Cream Causing Inexplicable Staring
- Should Kissed Kisser Kiss-and-Tell?
- Girly Man Asks for Exclusivity and Gets Himself Exclusively
- Who's your Floozy?
- World's Most Boring Question Gets Answered
- Woman Complains About Best Boyfriend Ever
- I'm-a-Fool Pines for Can't-Go-On
- I'm (not) Back in the Saddle Again
- Young Gay Fella Predicts First Swallow and Can't Wait!
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