Love and Relationship Advice – LauriesLoveLogic

	1 Billionth Woman Complains about Inattentive Man. Calgon!
	Young Gay Fella Predicts First Swallow and Can't Wait!
	Woman tries to be funny with long-distance lover
	Never let 'em SEE you sweat; never let 'em HEAR you say "I love you" first
	Ooooklahoma where the balls (need to) come sweeping down the plain!
	Mayday! Mayday! Colorado boy torpedoed.
	Is girl crazy for being attracted to a drifter?
	Give and you shall receive ...hopefully
	Girls just wanna have... orgasms!
	Price check on the twelve-inch in aisle 4 please!
	Don't blink you might miss something
	The Taming of the Screw
	Girly Man Asks for Exclusivity and Gets Himself Exclusively
	Just say "OH!" to boyfriends who do drugs.
	God has left the building ...and entered the Internet.
	Bust-A-Move in three easy steps ...here's how.
	Smart successful woman seeks loser for life of sadness and misery. All qualified candidates please respond!
	"Hey, you know, I'm missing that exact outfit from my closet," said the sheep to the wolf.
	Gorgeous gal's gotta get a guy ...goddammit
	The long-distance love affair VS. the blow-up doll compare and contrast the pros and cons (in 50 words or less).
	It's a lonely round world out there floating smack dab in the middle of a square universe.
	To cheat is huMAN To forgive--ahhh, make up your own mind...
	How to Make Enemies and Influence Spouses A primer
	Bigger is ...big!
	Oh, blow me ...please!
	I am a (married) rock. I am an (married) iiiiiiiiisland - I think.
	Cowardly lion seeks courage ...with the lionesses
	*!%&#?! up early** Get married at 12.
	Crustaceans masquerading as men Bluegrass state dating ain't nothing to pick home about.
	Couple Achieves Child - story at 11 Should I stay or should I go now?
	Alone, alone on the range What's cow tipping got to do with it?
	Ghost Busting The ghost of relationships past threatens a new relationship.
	16 year-old virgin queries: Should I stay (a virgin) or should I go (have sex) now?
	Pan-Asian ivory struggles to reveal ebony past
	Show 'n Tell-take #3
	Boyfriend tries to wriggle out of closet
	Coffee, Tea or. God-awful Sweaty Cock?
	Girl keeps it all in the family .by having sex with boyfriend's father
	Woman is happily married ...except for fantasizing about jailed ex
	Monsoon girl meets Sahara boy
	Show and Tell--take #4
	Is that a condom in your pocket. that you hope to take out of your pocket?
	Love American Text-Message Style
	Dumped lover gets all-expenses-paid, New Year's Eve invite ...from his ex
	The Universal String(MeAlong) Theory or The Quantum Physics of Relationships
	Take two benoit balls. and call me in the morning
	Hunted Man Hunts; Girl's Prey

	Laurie's Magic 8-ball Show
	Male warning: this week's question may cause excessive drooling...
	Girl has sex with close friend's fiance and feels bad about it... so she has sex with him again.
	Just say "no" to fat boyfriends in China.
	Hornball girl uses up husband's mojo.
	Will 38-year-old momma's boy ask lover to marry? Answer hazy; please try again later.
	Engagement-for-two falters after one is caught cheating at game of UNO
	Cheater, cheater other-pumpkin eater
	Should Kissed Kisser Kiss-and-Tell?
	Who's your Floozy?
	Woman Complains About Best Boyfriend Ever
	How much "wood" should an 18 or 19 year old woodchuck "chuck" if a woodchuck could "chuck wood".
	Well-Preserved Man Has (wife that is a) Perfect Package.
	Girls may want to have fun but they don't want to swing.
	Avoid growing a spine. It's fun. It's easy! Roll over and play victim!
	He loves me (not). He loves me not. He loves me (not)...
	Boyfriend receives hickeys from large, very playful lady.
	Show and Tell --take #2
	Short, balding, semi-attractive male molds woman into Jell-O Jiggler.
	World's Most Boring Question Gets Answered
	I'm-a-Fool Pines for Can't-Go-On
	Boyfriend lives in secret batcave. And boyfriend's father is really a bat or is it the other way around?
	Girl swallows. Thousands of babies die. Coincidence?
	Throbbing Squirtgun asks... Lady Licks-it-clean to join him in the other room
	*Dating is hell*
	Woman stares, Man Logs on to Internet
	Polyamorous Woman Creates Shakespearean Drama in Five "Acts"
	She's too sexy for.all the college boys she bangs
	What About 'I Don't Love You Anymore' Doesn't She Get? Idaho Alaska!
	Woman Asks Creepy Co-worker out for Ice Cream Causing Inexplicable Staring
	I'm (not) Back in the Saddle Again
	R-E-S-P-O-N-S-I-whatever If it walks like a bitch...
	Fulfilled guy has wonderful girlfriend ...and wants to date other people
	Boyfriend found naked ...amidst not-so-tasteful magazines
	He cums in her mouth ...not in her hands (with a condom on!)
	Elusive butt and abs drive girl to distraction
	58 year-old woman considers leaving husband of 42 years .for cyber lover
	17 year-old wants to know if she should date 28 year-old pervert
	48 year-old, who hasn't dated in 30 years, wonders where the ladies are
	Is girlfriend too anal?
	Girl blows friends (off) for guy
	Internet Fantasy #248
	New fiancee sick of 29 year-old woman calling 33 year-old ex stepfather "dad"
	'Scuse me, while I french kiss this guy
	Absence makes the lonely heart grow ...weaker
	Miami soul machine finds London matey .on the Internet
	Girlfriend thinks long-distance relationship is hunky dory even though boyfriend never calls/writes
	Cap Challenged Girl wishes for Siamese Twindom