1 Billionth Woman Complains
about Inattentive Man. Calgon!
Young Gay Fella Predicts First Swallow
and Can't Wait!
Woman tries to be funny
with long-distance lover
Never let 'em SEE you sweat;
never let 'em HEAR you say "I love you" first
where the balls (need to) come sweeping down the plain!
Colorado boy torpedoed.
Is girl crazy
for being attracted to a drifter?
Give and you shall receive
Girls just wanna have...
Price check on the twelve-inch
in aisle 4 please!
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Just say "OH!"
to boyfriends who do drugs.
God has left the building
...and entered the Internet.
Bust-A-Move in three easy steps
Smart successful woman seeks loser for life of sadness and misery.
All qualified candidates please respond!
"Hey, you know, I'm missing that exact outfit from my closet,"
said the sheep to the wolf.
Gorgeous gal's gotta get a guy
The long-distance love affair VS. the blow-up doll
compare and contrast the pros and cons (in 50 words or less).
It's a lonely round world out there
floating smack dab in the middle of a square universe.
To cheat is huMAN
To forgive--ahhh, make up your own mind...
How to Make Enemies and Influence Spouses
Oh, blow me
I am a (married) rock.
I am an (married) iiiiiiiiisland - I think.
Cowardly lion seeks courage
...with the lionesses
!%*?! up early
Get married at 12.
Crustaceans masquerading as men
Bluegrass state dating ain't nothing to pick home about.
Couple Achieves Child - story at 11
Should I stay or should I go now?
Alone, alone on the range
What's cow tipping got to do with it?
The ghost of relationships past threatens a new relationship.
16 year-old virgin queries:
Should I stay (a virgin) or should I go (have sex) now?
Pan-Asian ivory struggles to reveal ebony past
Show 'n Tell-take #3
Boyfriend tries to wriggle out of closet
Coffee, Tea or
God-awful Sweaty Cock?
Girl keeps it all in the family
.by having sex with boyfriend's father
Woman is happily married
...except for fantasizing about jailed ex
Monsoon girl meets Sahara boy
Show and Tell--take #4
Is that a condom in your pocket
that you hope to take out of your pocket?
Love American Text-Message Style
Dumped lover gets all-expenses-paid, New Year's Eve invite
...from his ex
The Universal String(MeAlong) Theory
or The Quantum Physics of Relationships
Take two benoit balls
and call me in the morning
Hunted Man Hunts; Girl's Prey
Laurie's Magic 8-ball Show
this week's question may cause excessive drooling...
Girl has sex with close friend's fiance and feels bad about it...
so she has sex with him again.
Just say "no"
to fat boyfriends in China.
uses up husband's mojo.
Will 38-year-old momma's boy ask lover to marry?
Answer hazy; please try again later.
after one is caught cheating at game of UNO
Should Kissed Kisser Kiss-and-Tell?
Who's your Floozy?
Woman Complains About Best Boyfriend Ever
How much "wood"
should an 18 or 19 year old woodchuck "chuck" if a woodchuck could "chuck wood".
Has (wife that is a) Perfect Package.
Girls may want to have fun
but they don't want to swing.
Avoid growing a spine.
It's fun. It's easy! Roll over and play victim!
He loves me (not).
He loves me not. He loves me (not)...
Boyfriend receives hickeys
from large, very playful lady.
Show and Tell
Short, balding, semi-attractive male
molds woman into Jell-O Jiggler.
World's Most Boring Question Gets Answered
I'm-a-Fool Pines for Can't-Go-On
Boyfriend lives in secret batcave.
And boyfriend's father is really a bat or is it the other way around?
Girl swallows. Thousands of babies die.
Throbbing Squirtgun asks...
Lady Licks-it-clean to join him in the other room
Dating is he*l*l
Woman stares, Man Logs on to Internet
Polyamorous Woman Creates Shakespearean Drama in Five "Acts"
She's too sexy for.all the college boys she bangs
What About 'I Don't Love You Anymore' Doesn't She Get? Idaho Alaska!
Woman Asks Creepy Co-worker out for Ice Cream Causing Inexplicable Staring
I'm (not) Back in the Saddle Again
If it walks like a bitch...
Fulfilled guy has wonderful girlfriend
...and wants to date other people
Boyfriend found naked
...amidst not-so-tasteful magazines
He cums in her mouth
...not in her hands (with a condom on!)
Elusive butt and abs drive girl to distraction
58 year-old woman considers leaving husband of 42 years
.for cyber lover
17 year-old wants to know if she should date 28 year-old pervert
48 year-old, who hasn't dated in 30 years, wonders where the ladies are
Is girlfriend too anal?
Girl blows friends (off) for guy
Internet Fantasy #248
New fiancee sick of 29 year-old woman calling 33 year-old ex stepfather "dad"
'Scuse me, while I french kiss this guy
Absence makes the lonely heart grow
Miami soul machine finds London matey
.on the Internet
Girlfriend thinks long-distance relationship is hunky dory even though boyfriend never calls/writes
Cap Challenged Girl wishes for Siamese Twindom
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